but so,emacs became a religion. we even have a great sism between
It's spelled "schism".
You must Exorcise the evil proprietary operating systems from all the computers you control. and then install a wholly free operating system instead.
I suggest writing "holy (= wholly)" here.
if you make this commitments and live by it, then you too would be a
Commitment, singular.
Some other changes in punctuation and capitalization are needed. Where did this text come from? We should correct the master copy.
I have removed the [laughter] tags that you will find in the link above.
It's important for people to know this is a joke. Otherwise they might think I really believe in this as a religion ;-{}.
Perhaps smileys could convey it.