Get ready for the flame-war from Kenneth. This is not even OT and has nothing to with FOSS. If Kenneth does not flame you, then I will flame him

:-)

Still, it was a good joke but had seen it long before.

regards saswata

Rony wrote:

Hello,

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

           *A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy *

           *Dear Tech Support**,
           **
           **Last year I upgraded from **_Boyfriend 5.0_** to
           **_Husband 1.0_** and I noticed a distinct slowdown in
           the overall system** **performance,** **particularly in
           the flower and jewellery applications, which operated
           flawlessly under **_Boyfriend 5.0_**.
           **
           **In addition, **_Husband 1.0_** uninstalled many other
           valuable programs, such as **_Romance 9.5_*_ _and
           *_Personal Attention 6.5,_* and then installed
           undesirable programs such as * NEWS 5.0*,*   _MONEY
           3.0_*  and *_CRICKET 4.1_**.*_

           _*_Conversation 8.0 _**no longer runs, and **_House_**_
           _**_cleaning 2._**6 **simply crashes the system.*

           Please note that I have tried running *_Nagging 5..3_**
           *to fix these problems, but to no avail. *

           **What can I do?
           Signed, *
           ______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
           _________ _________ _________ _________  *_

           _**_Reply_* *

           **DEAR  Madam, **

           **First, keep in mind, *_Boyfriend 5.0_ is an
           Entertainment Package, while _Husband 1.0_ is an
           operating system. *

           **Please enter command: **_ithoughtyoulovedme. html_**_
           _**and try to download **_Tears 6.2_** and do not forget
           to install the **_Guilt 3.0_** update. *
           If that application works as designed, *_Husband1.0_*_
           _should then automatically run the applications
           *_Jewellery 2.0_* and *_Flowers 3.5.._*_ _*

           **However, remember, overuse of the above application
           can cause **_Husband 1.0_** to default to **_Silence
           2.5_** or **_Beer 6.1_**. *
           Please note that *_Beer 6.1_* is a very bad program that
           will download the *_Snoring Loudly Beta. _*

           *Whatever you do, **_DO NOT_* under any circumstances
           install *_Mother-In-Law 1.0_*_ _(it runs a virus in the
           background that will eventually seize control of all
           your system resources.)

           *In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
           **_Boyfriend 5.0_** program. These are unsupported
           applications and will crash **_Husband 1.0_**.

           **In summary, **_Husband 1.0_** is a great program, but
           it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
           applications quickly.
           You might consider buying additional software to improve
           memory and performance.
           We recommend:  **_Cooking 3.0_* and  *_Hot Looks 7.7. _*

           *Good Luck Madam!*
           *IT SUPPORT DESK*