Hello,
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
*A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy *
*Dear Tech Support**, ** **Last year I upgraded from **_Boyfriend 5.0_** to **_Husband 1.0_** and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system** **performance,** **particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under **_Boyfriend 5.0_**. ** **In addition, **_Husband 1.0_** uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as **_Romance 9.5_*_ _and *_Personal Attention 6.5,_* and then installed undesirable programs such as * NEWS 5.0*,* _MONEY 3.0_* and *_CRICKET 4.1_**.*_
_*_Conversation 8.0 _**no longer runs, and **_House_**_ _**_cleaning 2._**6 **simply crashes the system.*
Please note that I have tried running *_Nagging 5..3_** *to fix these problems, but to no avail. *
**What can I do? Signed, * ______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ *_
_**_Reply_* *
**DEAR Madam, **
**First, keep in mind, *_Boyfriend 5.0_ is an Entertainment Package, while _Husband 1.0_ is an operating system. *
**Please enter command: **_ithoughtyoulovedme. html_**_ _**and try to download **_Tears 6.2_** and do not forget to install the **_Guilt 3.0_** update. * If that application works as designed, *_Husband1.0_*_ _should then automatically run the applications *_Jewellery 2.0_* and *_Flowers 3.5.._*_ _*
**However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause **_Husband 1.0_** to default to **_Silence 2.5_** or **_Beer 6.1_**. * Please note that *_Beer 6.1_* is a very bad program that will download the *_Snoring Loudly Beta. _*
*Whatever you do, **_DO NOT_* under any circumstances install *_Mother-In-Law 1.0_*_ _(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
*In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the **_Boyfriend 5.0_** program. These are unsupported applications and will crash **_Husband 1.0_**.
**In summary, **_Husband 1.0_** is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: **_Cooking 3.0_* and *_Hot Looks 7.7. _*
*Good Luck Madam!* *IT SUPPORT DESK*