Hello,
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
*A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy *
*Dear Tech Support**,
**
**Last year I upgraded from **_Boyfriend 5.0_** to
**_Husband 1.0_** and I noticed a distinct slowdown in
the overall system** **performance,** **particularly in
the flower and jewellery applications, which operated
flawlessly under **_Boyfriend 5.0_**.
**
**In addition, **_Husband 1.0_** uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as **_Romance 9.5_*_ _and
*_Personal Attention 6.5,_* and then installed
undesirable programs such as * NEWS 5.0*,* _MONEY
3.0_* and *_CRICKET 4.1_**.*_
_*_Conversation 8.0 _**no longer runs, and **_House_**_
_**_cleaning 2._**6 **simply crashes the system.*
Please note that I have tried running *_Nagging 5..3_**
*to fix these problems, but to no avail. *
**What can I do?
Signed, *
______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _________ _________ _________ *_
_**_Reply_* *
**DEAR Madam, **
**First, keep in mind, *_Boyfriend 5.0_ is an
Entertainment Package, while _Husband 1.0_ is an
operating system. *
**Please enter command: **_ithoughtyoulovedme. html_**_
_**and try to download **_Tears 6.2_** and do not forget
to install the **_Guilt 3.0_** update. *
If that application works as designed, *_Husband1.0_*_
_should then automatically run the applications
*_Jewellery 2.0_* and *_Flowers 3.5.._*_ _*
**However, remember, overuse of the above application
can cause **_Husband 1.0_** to default to **_Silence
2.5_** or **_Beer 6.1_**. *
Please note that *_Beer 6.1_* is a very bad program that
will download the *_Snoring Loudly Beta. _*
*Whatever you do, **_DO NOT_* under any circumstances
install *_Mother-In-Law 1.0_*_ _(it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)
*In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
**_Boyfriend 5.0_** program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash **_Husband 1.0_**.
**In summary, **_Husband 1.0_** is a great program, but
it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance.
We recommend: **_Cooking 3.0_* and *_Hot Looks 7.7. _*
*Good Luck Madam!*
*IT SUPPORT DESK*
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Rony.
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