Dear Friend,
Friday is here and its time to unwind. So, keeping up to the mood here is humours take on 'War on Terror' from bash hackers perspective.
......... There aren’t that many people who know what what the Bourne Shell is, care about Middle Eastern politics, and have a sense of humor. But if you’re one of them, don’t miss this version of The War on Terror. [http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/ThinGuy?entry=the_war_on_terror_as]
The War on Terror
As viewed from the Bourne shell.
$ cd /middle_east $ ls Afghanistan Iraq Libya Saudi_Arabia UAE Algeria Israel Morrocco Sudan Yemen Bahrain Jordan Oman Syria Egypt Kuwait Palestine Tunisia Iran Lebanon Qatar Turkey
$ cd Afghanistan $ ls bin Taliban $ rm Taliban rm: Taliban is a directory $ cd Taliban $ ls soldiers $ rm soldiers $ cd .. $ rmdir Taliban rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty $ cd Taliban $ ls -a . .. .insurgents $ chown -R USA .* chown: .insurgents: Not owner $ cd .. $ su Password: ******* # mv Taliban /tmp # exit $ ls bin $ cd bin $ ls laden $ cd .. $ rm -r bin/laden bin/laden: No such file or directory $ find / -name laden $ $ su Password: ******* # mv bin /tmp # exit $ pwd /middle_east/Afghanistan $ cd /opt/UN $ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/. ln: cannot create /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied $ su Password:******* # ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/. # cd /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda Al_Qaeda: does not exist # rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda # mkfile 100g /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda mkfile: No space left on device # rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda # cd /opt/Coalition/Willing # mkfile 1b /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda # chown -R USA:Proof /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda #exit $ cd /middle_east/Iraq $ ls saddam $ ls saddam $ ls saddam $ ls -a . .. saddam $ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd] /Korea/North/wMd $ wall Propaganda.txt Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st Mission Accomplished! $ rm saddam saddam: No such file or directory $ find / -name saddam /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam $ wall NewsWorthy.txt Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13 We Got Him! $ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail $ cd /opt/USA $ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq $ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy $ ./install Install Error: Install failed. See install_log for details. $ more install_log Installed failed! Prerequisite packages missing Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia Packages Church and State must be installed separately File System /PeakOil nearing capacity Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation. $
Get it ;0)
Long Live the Bashers ......